Jane “I’m not gay but I’d like to motorboat Marilyn Monroe” Fonda
Jane “I had to freeze frame on Nicole Kidman’s naked body” Fonda
Jane “I had my foyer made to look and feel like a vagina” Fonda
Jane “I fell in love with her” Fonda
Jane “Yeah, there were naked men, but the naked woman was what was worth the price of the ticket alone” Fonda
Jane “Grace is pretty straight, but I’d love [a kissing scene with Lily]” Fonda
Jane ‘She was naked and took my breath away’ Fonda
Jane ‘I try to rub up against Lily’s funny bone’ Fonda
Jane ‘That part of the Santa Monica mountain range was all beige undulations like a woman’s body’ Fonda
Jane ‘I never felt like a girl and being confused for a boy was the biggest compliment I could get’ Fonda
Jane ‘She’s been very active on gay issues since the 1970s′ (Lily’s emphasis, not mine) Fonda
Jane ‘For my entire adult life, I’m just going to carry around this photo of my best friend from high school who used to disguise herself as a man to compete in equestrian competitions’ Fonda
Jane ‘[Lily] has a great mouth’ Fonda
After leaving an X-rated movie, Dolly Parton and infamous galpal Judy Ogle were accosted by a man who thought they were sex workers. Being the simple country gal she was, Dolly retrieved the gun from her purse and threatened to turn the man “from a rooster to a hen” effectively putting an end to that nonsense. Yes, that is how that line ended up in 9 to 5. And yes, this should be a film all on its own.
